if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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