Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Buhtt sex?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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