im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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