Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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