I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Fuck appropriateness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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