U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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