i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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