just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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