Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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