I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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