I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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