If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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