butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
she peed on how many people?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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