I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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