sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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