would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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