Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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