My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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