He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I can feel your judgement through the phone