I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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