I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Acid is not a monday night drug
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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