What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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