And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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