laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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