She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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