He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
the raccoons are back...
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