just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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