I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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