dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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