is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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