Banned from zoo.
Again?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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