i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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