I think scott just propositioned me for sex
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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