He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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