U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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