hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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