Banned from zoo.
Again?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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