oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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