brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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