Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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