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(417): View more from Missouri

You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"

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(727): View more from Florida

So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend

(1-727): View more from Florida

Awkward

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(778): View more from British Columbia

yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...

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(504): View more from Louisiana

As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.

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(631): View more from New York

You only like me because I'm a challenge

(201): View more from New Jersey

You already blew me

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(850): View more from Florida

I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages

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(770): View more from Georgia

Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week

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(613): View more from Ontario

‎"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."

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