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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.

  (443): View more from Maryland

  Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle

  (410): View more from Maryland

  I really hate whoever invented fireball.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out

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• (585): View more from New York

  Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.

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  True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.

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