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• (517): View more from Michigan

  yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Chicken burrito, or no deal.

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  Is that code for my vagina?

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  i need some food

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  Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'

  (661): View more from California

  The cougar kind?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?

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