god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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