Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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