I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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