after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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