We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I hate all girls vehemently.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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