Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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