You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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