I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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