but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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