He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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