Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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