let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I need water and some morals
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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